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spongebob usb drive

spongebob usb drive

Feeling bloated by too much data—let your USB device mirror your phyisical state and narrow the digital divide....

$ 5.00

nice piece of ice

nice piece of ice

$ 3,170.00

Jet Pack

Jet Pack

$ 27,000.00

Tennis Partner

Tennis Partner

$ 50.00

Custom Pool

Custom Pool

$ 1,000,000.00

Welcome to your first day of Therapy!

Consumer Therapy is your one stop shop for mental health and a fuller life.
While many therapeutic programs take years and years of intensive work to realize that your parents were selfish. Consumer Therapy lets you know that on day one, they were!

Now go buy yourself a gift and feel better.

Still not ready?

Shopping can involve some difficult decisions. That’s where we at Consumer Therapy can help.

Melinda S. from San Diego writes: “I like shopping, it makes me feel better about myself. But how do I know I am getting a good product at a fair price? How do I know this product won’t give me cancer or kill me while I sleep? Shopping at Consumer Therapy takes away all those worries and let’s me get back to what passes as my life.”

At Consumer Therapy, we guarantee that no product will be good or at a fair price. That guarantee means that you can relax and shop at will, without having to stop and think. But if that is still too much, why not let one of our expert consumer therapists guide you in your purchases. And it doesn’t stop once we have your money. Our experts can also help you feel good about your purchases afterwards and reassure you that you did the right thing. Get help today!.


need more to buy

If you keep reading, you’ll get bored. and if you get bored—you might as well buy something. I mean what’s the web really good for anyway—Visa, Visa, Visa—Do I need to flash you a good deal… what about a gold toilet seat.