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  • 1 Cubic Ton of Bubbles

    There is nothing in life quite like enveloping yourself in bubbles. These bubbles are 100% organic, created with locally grown sugar cane, and never tested on animals (other than the wildcat I took home last...

    $ 14,000.00

  • A new life for Odi

    Time for a change, big brother!

    $ 0.01

  • a very special rubberband

    What makes this rubberband so special—well, this is the band that touched the wrist of the man who has touched the iphone. Can you fucking believe it, the fucking iphone. He actually touched it—forged in...

    $ 300.00 - $ 310.00

  • Consumer Therapy Services

    Shopping can invlove some difficult decisions. That’s where we at Consumer Therapy can help. Melinda S. from San Diego writes: “I like shopping, it makes me feel better about myself. But how do I know...

    $ 150.00

  • Custom Pool

    Ever notice that your pool is too small—oh yes some people have a pool the size of football field, but how deep is it? In the year 2K depth is what it is all about...

    $ 1,000,000.00

  • diamond headphones

    If your a superstar then don’t be some wallflower with itsy bitsy white ear pods—let the bling shine and show the world who you are.

    $ 1,500.00 - $ 2,999.00

  • Hornmassive

    O.K. so you have a lot of money but you’re still not being heard. All it takes is a bigger horn…the system is made up of a huge 2000-watt steel and aluminum horn. The whole...

    $ 350,000.00

  • Jet Pack

    I used to ride a motorcycle, then I got rid of my vagina and I got a Jet Pack.

    $ 27,000.00

  • Lady's Weapons

    Hi, I’m Joan Collins, and when I rob the occasional drug store, I use Lady’s Weapons by Antonio Reillo

    $ 1,500.00

  • Lexus LF-A

    If you’re bald and self centered this is the car that guarantees affections from others just as shallow as you. Enjoy your children’s inheritance with this new car from Lexus.

    $ 250,000.00

  • nice piece of ice

    For those who demand the very best in ice, look no further than this artic circle beauty, the best ice money can buy.

    $ 3,170.00

  • Rent an A-hole

    I know we all think we have enough A-hole’s in our lives—but do we really?

    $ 225.00

  • Shopify T-Shirt

    So this is a product. The text you see here is a Product Description. Every product has a price, a weight, a picture and a description. To edit the description of this product or to...

    $ 19.00

  • spongebob usb drive

    Feeling bloated by too much data—let your USB device mirror your phyisical state and narrow the digital divide. Spongebob … is life better under the sea?

    $ 5.00

  • Tennis Partner

    These furry ball of Bison hit a backhand like nobodies business—take one home, take two home and play doubles.

    $ 50.00 - $ 200,000.00