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  • Lady's Weapons

    Hi, I’m Joan Collins, and when I rob the occasional drug store, I use Lady’s Weapons by Antonio Reillo

    $ 1,500.00

  • Lexus LF-A

    If you’re bald and self centered this is the car that guarantees affections from others just as shallow as you. Enjoy your children’s inheritance with this new car from Lexus.

    $ 250,000.00

  • diamond headphones

    If your a superstar then don’t be some wallflower with itsy bitsy white ear pods—let the bling shine and show the world who you are.

    $ 1,500.00 - $ 2,999.00

  • 1 Cubic Ton of Bubbles

    There is nothing in life quite like enveloping yourself in bubbles. These bubbles are 100% organic, created with locally grown sugar cane, and never tested on animals (other than the wildcat I took home last...

    $ 14,000.00