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  • A new life for Odi

    Time for a change, big brother!

    $ 0.01

  • Jet Pack

    I used to ride a motorcycle, then I got rid of my vagina and I got a Jet Pack.

    $ 27,000.00

  • Lexus LF-A

    If you’re bald and self centered this is the car that guarantees affections from others just as shallow as you. Enjoy your children’s inheritance with this new car from Lexus.

    $ 250,000.00